NEW EATING RECORD: 33 BRUSSELS SPROUTS IN 1 MINUTE

A man at an eating contest at a British pub broke a Guinness World Record by downing 33 Brussels sprouts in one minute. Wayne Sherlock, 38, set a new record at 33 Brussels sprouts in one minute, two more than the existing record of 31 set in 2008.
* And because he ate so many, you don’t have to any more.
* Nobody tried to beat the record since 2008? I wonder why.
* If you eat them that fast, how can you even taste them? Oh, wait – that’s probably the point.
* He ate 33 Brussels sprouts. And then he levitated.
* A half hour later, he also set a record for clearing out a British pub.