WOMAN BEATS MAN AT DARTS

Fallon Sherrock made history Tuesday evening by becoming the first woman to win a match against a man at the Professional Darts Corporation championship in London. Sherrock, 25, defeated Ted Evetts by three sets to two at Alexandra Palace, an sports and entertainment venue in London, England. This was just the first round of the championship. “I can’t believe I just made history,” Sherrock said in a post-match interview. “Honestly, I’m trying to put it into words, but I’m so speechless. I’m just so so happy, and I’m so proud of myself.”
* In that case, have a cookie.
* On behalf of Americans, let me say congratulations, enjoy your victory, and it just doesn’t matter. It’s darts.
* Wait – their website says the final winner gets $650,000. What am I doing in radio?
* Sure, you can win at darts. Now let’s try a real sport, like air hockey.