RIVER BOAT CRASHES INTO DOCK, WOMAN FALLS THROUGH DECK

A famed river boat – like an old-timey paddlewheel – that cruises the Brisbane River in Brisbane, Australia, crashed into a dock and part of its deck crumbled. The Kookaburra Queen 2 was docking with 60 people on-board when it crashed into the Eagle Street Pier last Thursday. The crash caused part of the deck to open up, and one 30-year-old woman fell through the crack and landed on the lap of a fellow passenger below – aged in her 70s – who was sitting on the boat’s toilet. Investigators say that the skipper who had been driving the boat was working his first day.
* Correction – the skipper was working his LAST day.
* Businesses hate when customers fall through the cracks.
* It would appear that the pier affected the pee-er.
* Good thing she wasn’t standing on the poop deck.
* I hope neither of the women were injured in the Kookaburra.