AMERICA WANTS ITS SECOND BREAKFAST

According to new a new survey from Dave’s Killer Bread, more than half (62 percent) of the 2,000 respondents believe ‘Second Breakfast’ should be officially recognized as a meal. The survey claims the average American said they partake in Second Breakfast at least once a week. Says Cristina Watson, Brand Manager for Dave’s Killer Bread: “Three meals a day has become four, five, maybe more depending on someone’s activity. When one breakfast isn’t enough, a second breakfast can help you go the distance.”
* Sure – that’s why we’re eating a second breakfast – because we need the energy because we’re so active. PUH-LEASE!!!
The survey also ranked our favorite breakfast foods. In order:
1. Eggs
2. Sausage
3. Toast
4. Pancakes
5. Bacon
6. Cereal
7. Fresh fruit
8. Oatmeal
9. Home fries
10. Doughnuts
* Or, as we call all of that list in America, the Denny’s #7.
* How are we going to find the time for second breakfast before pre-lunch?
* Just reading this story I have to loosen my belt.
* How do you suppose this survey would fare in, say, Somalia?

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A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after 6 months…

posted March 4

The woman asked the doctor about her baby. Doctor says, “You had twins, a boy and a girl. And your brother named them for you.” Woman says, “No, not my idiot brother! What did he name the girl?” Doctor says, “Denise.” Woman says, “Well, that’s a nice name. What did he name the boy?” Doctor says, “Denephew.”

What’s grey?

posted March 3

A melted penguin.

A cabbie picks up a nun.

posted March 2

After a few minutes, the cabbie says, “Sister, I have a question, but I don´t want to offend you.” The nun says, “I´ve heard just about everything. I promise you, nothing you say will offend me.” Cabbie says, “Alright… I´ve always had a fantasy to be kissed by a nun.” She says “Well… are you single?” He says, “Yes.” She says, “Are you Catholic?” He says, “Absolutely!” Nun says, “Pull into that alley.” He does, and she give him a kiss so passionate it could melt stained glass. As they drive away, the cabbie starts crying. The nun says, “My dear child, why are you crying?” He says “Forgive me, Sister… I´ve sinned. I lied. I´m married … and I´m Jewish.” The nun says “That´s okay. My name´s Dave and I´m on my way to a Halloween party.”