FOOD DELIVERERS ARE PROBABLY EATING YOUR FOOD

According to a survey by US Foods of 2,015 Americans, some of which identified as having worked as a deliverer for at least one food delivery app, 28% of delivery drivers confessed to eating part of order here. Asked why, 54% of these said they simply couldn’t resist the smell.
Also from the survey:
– The most popular delivery apps are Uber Eats, Grubhub, DoorDash and Postmates.
– The average person has two food delivery apps on their phone and uses them three times per month.
* This is why you should always check the breath of the guy who delivers your food – to see if he’s been eating it.
* If you work in food delivery, always wear a colorful print shirt so no one can see their order dripped down your front.
* Hello? Have the food joints seal the to-go container with tape with their logo on it. If the tape is tampered with, don’t accept the delivery. You’re welcome.
* Time for these delivery services to switch to drones.
* There’s one sure-fire way to keep the delivery guy from eating your food: order from Arby’s.
* Still, it’s not as bad as the story we covered in February – “Delivery Guy Dipped His Testicles into Salsa”. (link: http://morningsidekick.com/prep/2019/02/27/delivery-guy-dipped-his-testicles-into-salsa/)