DOMINICAN REPUBLIC TOURISM DROPS DRASTICALLY

Tourism to the Dominican Republic has taken a massive hit following the onslaught of non-stop reports of tourists dying and falling sick there. Trips booked to the island dropped by 74 percent for the months of July and August compared to the same period last year. The number of trips canceled to the country also increased by 51 percent between June 1 and June 19.
* Everyone decided to vacation in Afghanistan instead, where it’s safer.
* “Wow – the tourist season is dead this summer!”
* On the other hand, business at the island’s cremation urn factory is booming.
* Well, during the break in tourism, they can swab the whole place down with bleach and disinfectant.
* Here’s how bad it is: HBO just announced a miniseries, “Chernobyl 2: Dominican Republic”.
* The new Dominican state bird is the buzzard.