YOUR KID’S NAME DETERMINES WHETHER THEY’RE NAUGHTY OR NICE

A survey of more than 36,000 students by UK-based school shopping website SchoolStickers.com found that boys and girls with certain names could be viewed as either naughty or nice. SchoolStickers based its analysis on which students received the most rewards from their teachers based on good behavior – the so-called nice list. Those children who received the least were relegated to the naughty category.
– Topping its “nice girl” list was Emily, Chloe and Sophie. On the Naughty Girl list: Louise, Faye and Kayleigh.
– The “nice boys” list was topped by Tom, Alexander and Jake. Joshua, Thomas and Jack headed up the naughty category.
School Stickers managing director Neil Hodges says its naughty/nice list is hardly a scientific survey and “is just a bit of fun and not meant to be taken seriously.”
* A cheap ploy to get your company name on the radio, eh? Well, it’s not gonna work here!
* Now the name “Neil Hodges” sounds dopey to me.
* Kinda makes you wonder how Elon Musk’s kid X Æ A-12 is gonna do. (pronounced “X Ash A 12)
* Wait – Tom good, Thomas bad. Jake good, Jack bad. Got it.

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What’s grey?

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A melted penguin.

A cabbie picks up a nun.

posted March 2

After a few minutes, the cabbie says, “Sister, I have a question, but I don´t want to offend you.” The nun says, “I´ve heard just about everything. I promise you, nothing you say will offend me.” Cabbie says, “Alright… I´ve always had a fantasy to be kissed by a nun.” She says “Well… are you single?” He says, “Yes.” She says, “Are you Catholic?” He says, “Absolutely!” Nun says, “Pull into that alley.” He does, and she give him a kiss so passionate it could melt stained glass. As they drive away, the cabbie starts crying. The nun says, “My dear child, why are you crying?” He says “Forgive me, Sister… I´ve sinned. I lied. I´m married … and I´m Jewish.” The nun says “That´s okay. My name´s Dave and I´m on my way to a Halloween party.”