BABY REVEAL LASAGNA

The Villa Italian Kitchen chain has launched gender reveal lasagnas. For $140, you can reveal the gender of your unborn baby to people who could care less with a food-colored layered meat casserole. Cut into the lasagna and the bottom layers are either pink or blue. Or green, if you’ve left it out on the counter too long. Villa Italian says this is an authentic lasagna, made-to-order with Alfredo sauce and both ricotta and mozzarella cheese. The baby reveal lasagna serves 12 people.
* Or the mother- and father-to-be, plus Kevin James.
* Mmm… delicious, delicious baby.
* “Oh, a boy, great. Pass the breadsticks.”
* Pink or blue. Or if you want your baby to have the option of self-identifying its gender, they’ll mix ’em together and make your lasagna lavender.
* Awesome. This promotional idea should increase annual revenues at The Villa Italian Kitchen chain by 40 bucks.