MAN HAS VIBRATING BLUETOOTH COMPASS EMBEDDED IN HIS CHEST

A current trend is to have some sort of electronics implanted in your body. One biohacker has had a Bluetooth compass embedded into his chest. Liviu Babitz, 38, has the chip attached to his skin with two titanium bars. It includes a compass chip with a Bluetooth connection. The chip vibrates every time Mr. Babitz faces north, turning his body into a functioning navigation system.
* If you’re heading north.
* His favorite band? One Direction.
* Now, like a true man, he will never, ever need to ask for directions, no matter how much his wife nags him.
* This will come in handy if he’s ever lost at sea in a rowboat, trying to find his way to the South Pole. (Because he’d be facing north while rowing, you see.)
* This is how The Borg got started.