MAN DRIVES INTO ELEPHANT, ELEPHANT KILLS HIM

A man was killed by a wild elephant after his car hit the animal near a national park in northeastern Thailand. The accident occurred at dusk Wednesday on a small road that has signs telling drivers to beware of wild animals that sometimes stray from Khao Yai National Park. The driver was not from the area and failed to slow down when he encountered the elephant. When the vehicle struck the elephant’s back legs, the animal responded by stomping on the car, destroying the engine and killing the driver. Officials say up to two people are killed by elephants each year in areas surrounding the park.
* So…one down?
* I’m envisioning the T-Rex attack from Jurassic Park, only with a trunk.
* The code of the elephants: You crash ’em, they mash ’em.
* “K-OW!! YAI!!” is also what he yelled while he was being stomped.
* The whole experience left him flat.