THAI MAN BITTEN BY TOILET PYTHON

A 9-foot python lurking in a toilet bit a Thai man on the penis. The 45-year-old man was rushed to hospital on Thursday after being bitten by the snake at his home. the man, who got 15 stitches on his penis, said, “I should have been more careful. I saw a snake in another toilet in the house two months ago so I was using this one instead. But I didn’t realize the toilets could be connected.”
* Anyway, that’s the news from Bangkok.
* Maybe the snake’s thinking, “Hey, little buddy!”
* Sitting or standing, how do you not see a 9-foot snake in your toilet?
* Time to have that TOILET snaked.
* That’ll really cut down on your reading time on the john.
* Actually, I think he’ll be peeing in the shower from now on.
* Fifteen stitches on his penis. Remember that the next time you think you’re having a bad day.