MISS BUM BUM FINALE BREAKS OUT IN FRACAS

The finale of the last-ever Miss Bumbum contest in Sao Paulo, Brazil, erupted into chaos when the event’s winner was suddenly pounced upon by a sore loser right in the middle of the award ceremony. As Ellen Santana was being crowned Miss Bumbum 2018, another contestant named Aline Uva charged her and snatched the winner’s ribbon away. Uva claims the vote was sabotaged and she is the one who should’ve won the pageant. She said, “I obeyed all the rules and my bum is the only one that’s 100% natural. I grabbed the winner’s ribbon because I’m the only woman who really deserves the title. I represent the natural Brazilian bum and nobody can take that away from me. The three women who got the most votes are all fake, their bottoms are pure silicone, that’s an injustice.”
* No, that’s an injection. She’s got her words mixed up.
* They were fighting face to face, fist to fist, cheek to cheek…
* It’s the last ever contest? So we’re putting butt competitions behind us.
* Just how nice are these bumbums, on a scale of 1 to Elastigirl?
* Speaking of voting for asses, let’s recap last night’s election results.