BLOWN-UP SUITCASE CONTAINED COCONUTS

Police at Rome’s Fiumicino airport on Monday found a suspicious suitcase that, from the X-rays, might have had a bomb inside. They blew it up and found that what they thought was a bomb was a couple of coconuts.
* And the police were a couple of loco nuts.
* In the X-rays, did the coconuts look like those round TNT bombs in the old Looney Tunes cartoons?
* That’s how the coconuts migrate to England from a tropical zone. African swallows be damned.
* Now there’s shredded coconut all over the airport, and no one likes shredded coconut.
* Your tax lira at work, citizens of Italy.