OLIVE OIL BETTER THAN VIAGRA

Olive oil could be better than Viagra at helping men perform in the bedroom, scientists suggest. A study of more than 600 men found that those who consumed plenty of it had far fewer problems with their sexual performance. Those who consumed at least nine tablespoons of it weekly were far less likely to suffer from impotence than those who ate less of it, and had significantly higher levels of testosterone. Strong adherence to a Mediterranean style diet – a rich in fruit and vegetables, legumes, fish and nuts, as well as olive oil – cut the risk of erectile dysfunction by up to 40 per cent, the Greek study found.
* Now why do you suppose Greece would be promoting the benefits of olive oil? Hmmmm… (Greece is the third largest producer of olive oil in the world.)
* Dang! I did it wrong. I’ve been using CRISCO in the bedroom.
* Nine tablespoons? Can you, like, drink it with vodka earlier in the evening?
* I wonder if this is why Rachael Ray has been pushing olive oil for so many years, the little scamp!
* Is Olive Oil better for erections than Viagra? Ask Popeye.