MAN CUTS OFF WORLD’S LONGEST FINGERNAILS

An 82-year-old Indian man who holds the Guinness World Record for longest fingernails on a single hand has finally clipped them. Mr. Shridhar Chillal, 82, of Pune, India, visited “Ripley’s Believe it or Not!” in New York’s Times Square, where he finally cut the nails on his left hand for the first time since he was 14. Chillal, who has held the Guinness record since 1979, had grown out his nails to a total 29 feet, 10.1 inches when they were clipped. He said decades of dealing with the weight of his nails has left his hand permanently unable to open or move his fingers. The clipped nails will now be on display at the “Ripley’s Believe it or Not!” museum.
* Guess why he only grew his nails on his left hand. C’mon – guess.
* The first thing he did after he clipped his nails was pick his nose.
* The second thing was tie his shoes.
* So who has the longest nails now? Trent Reznor?