DRUNK MAN HAD INFLATABLE DOLL ON AIRPLANE

A plane en route from Ibiza, Spain, to Belfast, Ireland, was forced to divert when a passenger caused a blow-up on board by playing with an inflatable sex doll in front of horrified children. The drunken man, part of a stag party, was “verbally abusive” when he was refused alcohol during the flight. At some point during the flight, the man started acting out with the blow-up doll. The pilot diverted to France and landed in Toulouse, where the man was met by police and eventually banned by the airline for life.
* Maybe he wanted it as an airbag in case of a crash.
* The blow-up doll floats his boat, and can also be a flotation device.
* I hope he didn’t use it to demonstrate the upright position.
* Now the doll is sending out #MeToo tweets.
* Sorry, kids, but grownups play with dolls, too – and it ain’t pretty.