CHURCH VANDAL ATE THREE FROZEN PIZZAS AND ICE CREAM

A hungry burglar broke into the United Methodist Church in Old Orchard Beach, Maine, and helped himself to three frozen pizzas and some ice cream before vandalizing the building. Pastor Michael Gray said the unidentified burglar ate food and broke the door to the church’s food pantry along with a vase and some other objects. He apparently got in through a door that was left open. Church officials say they will be more careful with building security. The church asks members to “pray for the person or persons” involved in the crime.
* “… and you could also pray for the cops and the detectives if you want to.”
* It’s not deliverance, it’s Digiorno.
* Three frozen pizzas and some ice cream. Any suspicious-looking pregnant women in the area?
* It’s actually a trap to kill would-be burglars with cholesterol.
* Why vandalize the place? Angry that they didn’t have beer?
* Three frozen pizzas and some ice cream. Sounds like breakfast at my house.
* At least he didn’t find the communion wafers.
* The United Methodist Church slogan is “Open Hearts. Open Minds. Open Doors.” But maybe add a security guard? (Source: www.umc.org)