BANK ROBBER'S NAME WAS ON STICK-UP NOTE

Anchorage police rapidly solved a bank robbery last Tuesday after the suspect handed the teller a hold-up note that had his name and birthdate on the back. The paper that suspect Michael Gale Nash used was a government form that had his personal information printed on it. Not only that, but police found Nash outside the First National Bank Alaska counting the $400 he had just stolen. He quickly confessed to the crime.
* Then, he walked to the jail and locked himself inside one of the cells, just like Otis on The Andy Griffith Show.
* Jail. Rhymes with “fail”.
* They really should give this guy a do-over.
* Folks, maybe when you come up with a plan to rob a bank, you should ask a friend to check over it for you.