AUDIO: FROOT LOOPS TO GET NEW FLAVOR
For the first time in 10 years, Kellogg’s is launching a new Froot Loops flavor – Wild Berry. A purple star will join the cereal’s blend of bright red, blue and green rings for what they call a “berry-inspired mix.” The current flavors include, uh, blue, and red – which tastes like blue – and also green, which is a flavor combination of the red and blue.
* 25 bucks to the first person who can tell the difference.
* What’s better – the new purple star in Fruit Loops, or the new magical unicorn marshmallow in Lucky Charms? Let’s open the phones.
* Of course, to make room in the package for the new purple stars, they have to take away some of the other colored pieces, so … Ha-ha, suckers!
* Kellogg’s hasn’t made this drastic a change since Product 19 was known as Product 18.
* “What did you do at work today, sweetie?” “Oh, I thought of a new purple star for Froot Loops.” “Wow, you are crushing it at Kellogg’s!”
* You know why they have to spell “Froot” with two o’s, and why they have to say the flavor is “berry-INSPIRED”, right? ‘Cause there isn’t a single molecule of fruit in this junk.
* A new Froot Loops flavor, a new flavor Hershey bar, a new Pop-Tarts flavor, new Monopoly tokens, new Ben & Jerry’s flavors, new M&M’s … it’s like I don’t even live on the same PLANET anymore!
CLIP: Homer says “Mmmm… purple.”
