MAN CLIMBS PLAYGROUND EQUIPMENT, SHOUTS TO KIDS WHERE BABIES COME FROM

A man climbed atop a piece of playground equipment in Clearwater Beach, Florida, Sunday afternoon and yelled at the children, most of them around 5 or 6 years old, telling them where babies come from. Witnesses said he used a vulgar term in doing so. Police took Otis Dawayne Ryan, 30, into custody on a charge of disorderly conduct. Police noted that Ryan has caused a number of disturbances in the area recently.
* What’s a vulgar term for a stork?
* Did he at least say that each baby is a miracle?
* He also had some shocking things to say about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy.
* It’s getting so a man can’t even speak the truth in public these days.
* Talk about learning that kind of stuff on the playground.