WOMEN USE BEAR MACE ON PIZZARIA STAFF

Police in Seattle, Washington are searching for a woman who used bear mace on several employees at a pizza restaurant. It happened May 11. A woman left the shop after an extended conversation with staff. Then, she re-entered the store minutes later and sprayed five employees with mace. The pizza shop closed the restaurant to throw out all the food due to the amount of bear mace that was sprayed, police said. But then, four days later, another woman entered the restaurant carrying bear mace and threatening employees. She didn’t get to spray it, but was arrested for witness intimidation. Police are still searching for the first suspect.
* I’d look at the place with the least bears. That’s where you’ll probably find her.
* Were the employees unusually hairy?
* After an extended conversation? Well, at least they TRIED to talk it out.
* You know what? I think those two women know each other.
* Or they at least have the same mace dealer.
* What’s the matter, lady? Pizza not spicy enough?
* This takes “irritating customer” to a whole new level.