WOMAN BRINGS HOME LITTER OF BABY BOBCATS

A San Antonio, Texas, woman found a small litter of what she thought were two abandoned kittens. She took them home, where she and some visiting friends attempted to bottle-feed them. The kittens shredded the plastic bottles and left the three people with bite wounds. After researching the cats’ markings online, they discovered that they were actually bobcat cubs. Officials said they will attempt to locate the bobcats’ mother to see if they can be reunited. If not, they will be cared for by experts until they are old enough to survive on their own.
* When you return the cubs where the woman found them, bring her along so you can explain to the bobcat mother who was responsible.
* How do you locate the mother bobcat? Put an ad on Craigslist?
* These would be nice kitties for, say, a Klingon.
* Next, she brings home hyena puppies.