TRUMP, KIM JONG UN TO MEET AT KOREA'S DMZ

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has agreed to meet President Trump for a landmark summit at the Korean DMZ, in Panmunjom on the border separating the Koreas. The site has a number of advantages — including logistics for Kim and because media facilities and equipment are already in place there.
* Said Kim Jong Un: “DMZ? I thought you said KFC!”
* Seriously… at this point, Kim Jong Un will sign anything if you just bring a box of donuts.
* He could almost be cuddly if you dressed him in a panda costume.
* Any appearances by surviving cast members of M.A.S.H.?
* Battle of the Wacky Hairstyles.