MAN BASHES MCDONALD'S WINDOW OVER BISCUITS & GRAVY

A man in Lubbock, Texas, went to a McDonald’s restaurant shortly before 4 a.m. on Monday and ordered biscuits and gravy at the drive-thru. McDonald’s told him they were temporarily closed in order to reset the computer system, and asked him to come back in 20 minutes. The man did return 20 minutes later – with a baseball bat, which he used to bust the window of the drive-thru. Police are currently looking for the suspect.
* Computers – aren’t they great?
* When you don’t have biscuits and gravy, you’re not yourself. Or is that Snickers?
* One thing’s for sure – he really, really needed some comfort food.
* “Hulk smash!”
* His license plate didn’t say D-FENS, did it?