MAN PULLS GUN OVER CAT HAIR ON THE COUCH

A 58-year-old Florida man shot at his roommate because he was angry about cat hair on the couch. The roommate told investigators that Craig Tull pulled the gun after getting angry about the cat hair. He fired in the direction of the roommate and said, “The next one’s going to be you.” Mr. Tull is facing charges of aggravated battery and aggravated assault following the incident last Wednesday at his central Florida home.
* “The next one’s going to be you.” Not exactly “Go ahead, make my day,” but whatever.
* How does he react when the cat throws up a hairball?
* Not to give him any ideas, but if there was going to be a “next one”, shouldn’t it be the cat?
* How much cat hair on Mr. Tull’s couch? A lot. Thick with cat hair. Thick as a brick.
* On the bright side – no pets allowed in prison.