NAKED CAVE TOUR

Howe Caverns in New York’s Catskill Mountains is offering a subterranean naked tour. Billed as “A Leisurely Naked Stroll Through The Cave By Lantern Light,” the event takes place on International Nude Day – July 14. The cost is $65 per person. No cameras of phones; shoes and reservations required.
* Aw, man – shoes??
* Beware of all the cracks.
* How many stalagmite jokes do you think there’ll be on THAT excursion?
* Just make sure that if you crawl down any tunnels, you’re in front.
* How’d you like to be the first tourist in the cave after International Nude Day? “Are these … pubic hairs???”