WOMAN JAILED FOR FAKING URINE TEST WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S TAINTED URINE

An Ohio woman was sentenced to 6 months in prison followed by probation Monday for submitting a borrowed urine sample that, itself, tested positive for drugs. 24-year-old Kiana Wallace pleaded guilty to attempted tampering with evidence after trying to pass off someone else’s urine during a drug screening. But that urine was also tainted. Judge Frank Fregiato told Wallace he wouldn’t allow her to make a mockery of the drug and alcohol testing system.
* Urine real trouble now, lady.
* No one wants to see a mockery made of a system where you go into a little room to pee, usually in front of some minimum wage rent-a-cop, all so you can work at a menial, mind-numbing dead-end job. No one wants to make a mockery of that.
* She would never pooh-pooh the pee test.
* Never ask for substitute urine from someone with needle tracks.
* The good news: After six months in prison, her urine should be all clear.