MAN HITS TEEN WITH CAN OF CHEF BOYARDEE

An argument inside a Bronx grocery store turned violent after a man grabbed a container of canned food and slugged a teen girl in the head. Police say on March 2, the 25-year-old suspect had gotten into a dispute with a 14-year-old girl inside the grocery store. The suspect grabbed a can of Chef Boyardee and hit the teenager in the head, leaving a cut. The girl was taken to an area hospital, where she was treated and released. Police are still looking for her assailant.
* What was his big beefaroni?
* Spaghetti-OWWs!
* It made the chef on the label cry.
* Maybe the girl started it. I wouldn’t put it pasta.
* She’s lucky they weren’t in Costco. Those cans of Chef Boyaree are gallon-size.