ROBBER BUSTED CARRYING GLUE GUN

A career criminal busted by police during a robbery pointed a black glue gun at them. Cops arrested Gregory Price, 59, on Monday afternoon after he tried to rob a tea shop. Police say Price, wearing a ski mask, ran into the kitchen area, where there was no back door, so he came back out and pointed what looked to be a firearm. He ran to the back and locked himself into the bathroom. When cops busted open the bathroom door, Price was trying to trying to flush the black ski mask he was wearing down the toilet. Along with the mask, the officers recovered a black glue gun.
* Please tell me he pointed the glue gun at the cashier and said, “This is a stick up!”
* “Hand over the money or I’ll decoupage you!”
* And with that, he cemented his reputation as an idiot.
* Flushing the ski mask – great move. That way, they’ll never know it was you, alone in that bathroom.
* Anyway, they also caught the glue bandit on tape.
* Robbing a tea shop. That could have netted him dozens and dozens of dollars.
* This guy doesn’t have a glue.