TWO WOMEN TRY TO SEE WHO'S MORE DRUNK BEHIND THE WHEEL

Two women in Hoboken, New Jersey, took turns driving to see who was more drunk. One, a 24-year-old woman, smashed into two parked cars. They then switched seats and the allegedly drunk 23-year-old friend crashed into another two vehicles. Their SUV was so banged up they couldn’t drive it. Officers found Jamila Banks and Janelle Green reeking of alcohol and over the legal limit – one had a blood alcohol level of 0.17 and the other had one of 0.14, though cops didn’t specify who was “more drunk.”
* We’ll have to have a vomit-off to determine a winner.
* They were actually more smashed than the cars.
* Why can’t I meet fun girls like this?
* Ladies, ladies! You’re supposed to crash when you get HOME!
* First one to wake up and say, “What the hell did I do last night?” loses.