TEEN PIZZA CAR THIEVES FOILED BY MANUAL TRANSMISSION

Two teens not old enough to drive attempted to steal a pizza delivery man’s car, but couldn’t figure out the manual transmission. Isaac Javier Ortez was delivering pizza to a house in Bonita Beach, Florida, when a person in the home said, “We no order any pizza.” Then he heard his car in the driveway make a big noise. Inside were two masked teens, but they couldn’t figure out the manual transmission. The teens left the car in neutral, jumped out and ran. Deputies quickly caught 13-year-old Miguel Garcia and 14-year-old Rojelio Sebastian.
* Remember, kids: if you’re going to be a car thief or if you’re ever planning on competing on “The Amazing Race,” learn to drive stick.
* I don’t know which of those two things would be more honorable.
* Kids today really need more to do to keep busy during spring break.
* So, the important question: who got the pizza?