WOMAN BEATS HUSBAND FOR FORGETTING ANNIVERSARY

A Florida man who forgot his wedding anniversary Wednesday was beaten up by his wife. The husband told Pasco County deputies the argument began when he admitted to his 35-year-old wife that he didn’t remember their special day. The fight allegedly turned physical as she smacked him “multiple times” in the head and face. Using his cellphone, the husband recorded the incident and turned over the footage to deputies, according to authorities. The wife, Carol Stone, was arrested on domestic battery charges.
* I’ll just pause for a second while you guys out there make a little note on your calendars.
* Mrs. Stone is a regular Rocky Balboa.
* Now he’ll never remember it, thanks to all the concussions.
* Maybe a tattoo with the date on it?
* Sounds like something from the “Roseanne” reboot.
* This takes “battle of the sexes” to a whole new level.
* Some anniversaries are celebrated with gifts of china, or crystal, or sometimes bandages.
* Wait’ll she finds out he forgot to take that pile of folded laundry on the stairs up to the bedroom.