THE CRAB MEAT BANDIT

Police in Lower Allen Township, Pennsylvania, are looking to identify a man who stole 20 containers of crab meat worth $589. The theft occurred at a Weis supermarket. The man entered the supermarket last Friday around 10 p.m. and hid the crab meat in his jacket before leaving the scene in a tan Ford F-150.
* Police describe the suspect as about 5’11”, white, and walks sideways.
* If they find him, he’ll be in hot water.
* Now the supermarket manager is crabby.
* Stealing all the crab meat? That’s pretty darn shellfish.
* Anybody in Lower Allen Township attend a March Madness viewing party with a lot of crab dip over the weekend?