ZUMBA STUDIO WAS SECRET GAMBLING DEN

Police in Houston, Texas, raided a supposed Zumba dance studio in the city that was actually a secret gambling lair. The raid took place in a strip mall unit in Southwest Houston on Wednesday night. Outside was a sign that advertised it as a Zumba Dance room, but inside were only dozens of illegal electronic gaming devices. Officers arrested an attendant and seized more than 40 motherboards from the illegal machines, as well as thousands of dollars in cash.
* Police became suspicious when they actually saw people walking into a Zumba studio.
* The owners were caught trying to stuff money down their lululemon pants.
* It’s hard to play video poker while doing squats and lunges.
* Plus they keep blasting that freakin’ merengue music.
* “I lost five hundred dollars … and five pounds!”
* What’s next? A meth lab disguised as a Jazzercise studio?