AUDIO: TOYS 'R' US JINGLE IN A MINOR KEY
In light of the sad news of Toys ‘R’ Us closing all of their stores, a musician named Chase Holfelder thought it would be appropriate to transpose their classic “I Don’t Wanna Grow Up, I’m a Toys ‘R’ Us Kid” jingle into a minor key ballad.
(video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=31&v=VvTplYFJUFQ)
* What the hell is this? Sufjan Stevens?
* Chase Holfelder must be tons of fun at parties.
* This is sadder than the corporate balance sheet.
* Did you say “Toys ‘R’ Us” or “This Is Us”?
* Now it’s Toys Were Us.
* … and Geoffrey the Giraffe rides off into the sunset in an Oldsmobile (or DeLorean).
* Coming soon from Chase Holfelder – the American Idol theme in a minor key.
CLIP: Toys R Us jingle in a minor key.
