FLORIDA "MAD NAILER" TOSSING ROOFING NAILS ONTO U.S. 1

Officials in a Oak Hill, Florida are trying to nab the “Mad Nailer” who is deliberately scattering roofing nails along the portion of U.S. 1 that goes through their community. City commissioner Bill Lindlau says the nails are being left in the roadway intentionally, and it’s been going on for some time. The nails have been responsible for flattening a number of tires, include one belonging to the wife of Oak Hill Mayor Doug Gibson. Mayor Gibson ordered the purchase of three magnetic rollers to scoop up the nails. So far hundreds have been collected.
* Pretty sharp idea.
* Not a Goodyear for drivers in Oak Hill, Florida.
* First thing they should do is check anybody whose dog was run over on U.S. 1.
* Or people who own tire stores.
* If they catch this Mad Nailer, he’s going to be screwed.
* Sure hope they nail him.
* Maybe by now he’s bolted.