IHOP CLOTHING LINE

The IHOP restaurant chain has announced the debut of its breakfast-themed clothing line. It’s called PancakeWear, a line of onesies, loungepants and socks featuring breakfast-themed prints of pancakes, bacon, eggs and coffee. IHOP says a portion of the proceeds from the clothing sales will be donated to the Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals.
* It’ll be a miracle if anyone buys it.
* Onesies, loungepants and socks? No Snuggies or mermaid tails?
* I’ve already got breakfast on my pajamas – jelly, some cranberry juice, cream cheese, syrup…
* Their new slogan is, “IHOP PancakeWear – You’ll crepe your pants.”
* Coming soon: The Waffle Housedress.