AUDIO: UNITED AIRLINES NOW REQUIRING "COMPASSION TRAINING"
United Airlines has rolled out a new compassion training program called “Core4” aimed at teaching employees how to be caring, safe, dependable and efficient. The new system will require roughly 30,000 customer-facing employees to go through a four-hour training session to make them more efficient and ensure all safety standards are met – “with a smile.”
* Great, now they’ll be even MORE pissed off.
* Translation: Those lawsuits are getting expensive.
* Compassion training? I thought you said COMPRESSION training, to squish the passengers into even smaller seats.
* Now when they beat you, it’ll be a happy smile, not an evil grin.
CLIP: Our United Airlines “Push, Pull and Drag Sale” parody spot.
