MASSIVE BRAWL AT NEW JERSEY CHUCK E. CHEESE

Two people were injured in a massive brawl and stabbing outside of a Chuck E. Cheese in Deptford, New Jersey, on Sunday night. Police officers arrived to find people were actively fighting in front of and inside the restaurant. Fifteen to twenty people were involved in the fight. An employee of the restaurant sustained injuries as he attempted to separate the involved parties. One woman was found with a minor stab wound to her hip, and refused medical treatment at the scene. Police say two women were taken into custody at the scene.
* And they were the lucky ones. They didn’t have to go inside and eat Chuck E. Cheese pizza.
* Clearly that employee is not familiar with Chuck E. Cheese’s long and illustrious history of brawling.
* Cops asked everyone to work out their differences over a game of Skeeball.
* Chuck E. Cheese, where a kid can be a kid, and a parent can be an embarrassment.
* The fight was over where’s the better place to have a brawl: Chuck E. Cheese, or IHOP?