ROBBER TRIES POINTING FINGER GUN AT CLERK

Authorities in Bonita Beach, Florida, are looking for a man who pointed a finger at a 7-Eleven clerk and demanded cash early Wednesday before leaving empty handed. It happened around 2 a.m. The man walked into the store with a red shirt covering his face, and approached the clerk with a pointed finger. The man demanded all the cash from the register, but the clerk refused and the man left the store. He was last seen riding a white bicycle north on Imperial Shores Boulevard.
* “Gimme the money or I’ll poke you”?
* “Stand back. This finger is loaded. With callouses.”
* On the way out, he pointed a different finger at the store clerk.
* Police are looking for the guy, but not very hard, I bet.
* The clerk should have pointed all ten of his fingers at the guy and said, “Get out! I got an automatic weapon!”