ELVIS PRESLEY RUNNING FOR CONGRESS

A man named Elvis Presley is running for Congress. Elvis D. Presley will represent the Libertarian Party to run against incumbent Rep. Rick Crawford in this year’s election to represent the 1st Congressional District in eastern Arkansas. Presley legally changed his name to that of the legendary singer-songwriter. His former name is not known.
* Bing Crosby?
* Having a mysterious past is going to cause a lot of Suspicious Minds.
* He could be the Devil in Disguise.
* Elvis wants to be in the U.S. Congress. “And his mama cries…” (‘In the Ghetto’)
* As for running, It’s Now or Never.