MISSISSIPPI WORKING TO BAN FAKE URINE

Political and business leaders in Mississippi are working to pass a law that would ban fake urine. A box of fake urine can be purchased at truck stops and novelty shops throughout the state. One brand, which is labeled as ‘fetish urine’ on the outside of the box, includes instructions, a three-ounce bottle of yellow liquid, a few hand warmers and a temperature sensor attached to the bottle. The only thing the purchaser needs to do is heat it up with the hand warmers. The Mississippi Urine Trouble Act (* ha!) would ban the sale or use of synthetic human urine for the purposes of defrauding a drug test.
* Fake urine – the #1 way to ace a drug test.
* Of course, many buy it just for the fun of it, I suppose.
* “Fetish urine”? I’m not even going to dignify that with a Google search.
* This should be a First Amendment issue. You can’t spell ‘freedom of speech’ without a p.
* The law is expected to whiz through the legislature.