SUSPECT KEEPS IDENTIFYING HIMSELF AS MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY

Police in Georges Township, Pennsylvania, responded to a call about suspicious person who was ringing a doorbell and walking around a residence on Saturday. Police discovered the man, who identified himself as Matthew McConaughey. Police later identified him as 46-year-old Troy Miller, although he looked nothing like and continued to identify himself as Matthew McConaughey. He was charged with attempted theft of a motor vehicle.
(Actually, he looks more like George Carlin. See him here: http://www.wtae.com/article/man-arrested-on-several-charges-falsely-identifies-himself-as-matthew-mcconaughey/18242694)
* No, not that Matthew McConaughey. The other one.
* If he had been the real Matthew McConaughey, wouldn’t he be driving a Lincoln and talking to himself?
* Can he by any chance explain the time travel business in “Interstellar”?
* There’s only one way to find out who’s the real Matthew McConaughey: A naked bongo-off.