MYSTERY PEEPS FLAVORS AT WALMART

Walmart will be selling three exclusive mystery flavors of marshmallow Peeps this year. Peeps suggests that you pass one out to everyone in the family and take turns guessing what flavors you think they are – then stay tuned for the big reveal closer to Easter.
* I’ve got a different suggestion for what Peeps can do with their mystery-flavored chicks.
* I do the same flavor-guessing thing with Walmart store-brand cookies.
* It’s just what you want in food – mystery flavors.
* Besides, Arby’s did it first.
* Just when I start to think life’s not worth living, Peeps steps up and saves the day.
* The mystery flavors? Menthol, Tide Pod and Shame.
And in other true Peeps news, Krogers stores will be exclusively selling Peeps Pancakes-and-Syrup flavored marshmallow chicks.
* What’s next, Aunt Jemima marshmallow-flavored pancakes?
* This crap is confusing the hell out of my cockroaches.