WOMAN TRIED TO RIP OFF BOYFRIEND'S GENITALS

An Augusta, Georgia, woman was arrested last Sunday night for reportedly attempting to tear off her boyfriend’s genitals. The victim told deputies that he and his girlfriend, Melinda Dillashaw, 47, were sitting around the house, and he told her to start cleaning the house, which he says was fully covered in animal feces. This angered Dillashaw and she started a verbal altercation, which turned physical when she grabbed him by the genitals and attempted to rip them off. Dillashaw told deputies her boyfriend started it, when he threw her on the ground and tried to choke her for not cleaning the house – and that’s when she grabbed him by the genitals and attempted to rip them off. EMTs arrived on the scene and treated the victim for bleeding coming from his genitals. Dillashaw was placed under arrest for simple battery.
* Did I mention genitals?
* Trying to rip off your junk is simple battery? Were the cops all females?
* What a fun sounding couple!
* Is it guys’ fault that we have a pull tab?
* So … we’re just glossing over the house full of feces? Probably for the best.