PASTOR FOUND IN CAR WITH TIED-UP NUDE MAN

A Pennsylvania pastor insists he was merely counseling a naked man cops found bound with nylon rope in a parked car on a residential street. Around 11:30 p.m. on Friday, police in Homestead – responding to a call about a suspicious vehicle – spotted a naked man bound with nylon rope in the front seat of a parked car. Pastor George Gregory, 61, was sitting in the back seat. Gregory told the officers that he and nude man were “just playing” in a consensual setting, adding that they “meet up from time to time to play with each other.” Pastor Gregory says he did nothing wrong, that he and his wife have been trying to help the man for years. “I was counseling a young man with a drug problem. I won’t deny that he began to take his clothes off and propositioned me, but I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing,” Gregory told a local news reporter.
* “I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing.” You might want to check the negations on that proposition, sir.
* A stack of Bibles? Which book? Nude-eronomy?
* This takes “Love the neighbor” to a whole new level.
* He and his wife have been trying to help the man for years? Help him do what? Have kinky sex?
* Usually, it’s “Get a room!” This time, it’s “Get a garage!”