HIGH SCHOOL HAS 44 SETS OF TWINS

An Illinois high school announced its sophomore class broke two Guinness World Records: Most Twins and Most Multiples in a Single Academic Year at One School. New Trier High School in the well-to-do Chicago suburb of Winnetka, Illinois, announced its 44 sets of twins and one set of triplets in the sophomore class. These were verified as world records by Guinness.
* They’ve got a real “Village of the Damned” thing going on in Winnetka, don’t they?
* Have they still got that nuclear reactor from World War II going at University of Chicago, just down the road from Winnetka? Just asking.
* The secret Human Cloning Project has begun.
* It’s like “The Parent Trap” on steroids AND bath salts.