HOSTESS TO GIVE EMPLOYEES CASH BONUS, FREE TWINKIES

The Hostess snack cake company is giving all its employees a $1,250 cash bonus – plus free Twinkies and Ding Dongs for a year. Like other companies, Hostess is giving its workers’ the extra money after the passage of the GOP tax bill. The baked goodies will be delivered once a week as a “multi-pack” that contains everything from Twinkies to Ding Dongs.
* Darn you, Republicans – don’t make me like you!
* Sneer at THIS, Nancy Pelosi!
* I bet what THEY consider enough Twinkies and Ding Dongs for a year is a lot different than what I would eat in a year.
* It’s sort like the exact opposite of a company health plan.
* Science has proven that the Twinkies will definitely last longer than the money.
* Can you name all the Hostess snack cakes?
– Twinkies
– Ding Dongs
– Cupcakes
– Snowballs
– Ho Hos
– Donettes
– Mini Muffins
– Zingers
– Fruit Pies
– Coffee Cakes
– Cinnamon Rolls
– Honey Buns