MORE NAKED PEOPLE COMING TO TIMES SQUARE

There are more naked people coming to New York’s Times Square this weekend. Andy Golub, founder of the nonprofit Human Connection Arts is launching what he calls the first-ever Polar Bear Paint in Times Square. The show will involve more than 25 nude men and women clad in nothing but elaborate paint marching into Times Square the afternoon of Saturday, February 10, followed by a photo shoot at 47th Street and Broadway to immortalize the event. Highs are expected to be in the low 40s that day. Says Mr. Golub, “The fact that so many people are willing to bare the elements for our art events shows their belief and support of our dedication to human connection.”
* Or, maybe New York just has a lot of weirdos who like exposing their junk.
* Hey, Andy – they’re called “privates” for a reason.
* If it’s nice out, they plan to leave it out.
* They won’t be “marching” into Times Square so much as “padding” into Times Square.
* It’s gonna be an interesting ride home on the subway for a bunch of people.