GIRL FIGHT: BLEACH VS. PICKLE JUICE

There was a girl fight at Benjamin Cordozo High School in Queens, New York, on Friday. As the two girls faced off, one threw pickle juice on the other. The girl covered in pickle juice quickly retaliated and threw bleach on her attacker, although it was not immediately clear where she found the bleach. The bleach-tossing girl was in custody facing assault charges, while her victim remained hospitalized with minor bleach injuries.
* Like, white spots on her jeans?
* Why make such a big dill about it?
* Splashed with pickle juice. That’s not kosher.
* Is this a true story, or are they just gherkin me around?
* Never bring pickle juice to a bleach fight.
* “Don’t cross the streams!!!”
* Pickle juice, bleach… sounds like a Tide Pod Challenge gone bad.